The students got blown out and the dudes were pretty irate. I went in and was met with immediate hostility but I quickly defused it. They essentially loved me, but were quite a bit in awe of what was happening as I directed my battalion of Asian minions before me to- quite simply- AMOG and steal anything and anyone that had breasts above an A and was below the age of 60.And you know what? They might not be too far off the mark, LOL.
Well, Alumnus and fellow jet-setter Sexual Chocolate came down to Dallas and we headed out that night (me with literally ZERO sleep). I was feeling pretty gangsta and ended up AMOGing quite a few people including some local Dallas PUAs quite by accident.
Be as it may, and SC was there, I ended up AMOGing two different sets of big black guys. One was a four set with two black guys and two white girls. I occupied the the black dudes while SC gamed them and then they watched the two of us turn around and spit Game at some girls just two steps away.
Something must have clicked in their head when we said we had just arrived back from California because I swear they thought I was part of the Triad or some Asian gangster mafia. One of them handed me his card and wanted to see if I could move ten kilos of cocaine.
First of all, even if I was a gangster, no way would it be worth my time to transport a mere ten kilos. But I digress and shall steer away from reliving the misadventures of youth...
But this wasn't the FIRST time it happened either. I think it just clicked in my head with SC around that it had happened before- not ONCE, but TWICE- in California.
At one point, we were back at Mel's Dinner- who's infamy is enshrined in the Project Hollywood days- and I sent my students to run mixed sets. Again, one set was with two black guys and two white girls.
The students got blown out and the black dudes were pretty irate. I went in and was met with immediate hostility but I quickly defused it. They essentially loved me, but were quite a bit in awe of what was happening as I directed my battalion of Asian minions before me to- quite simply- AMOG and steal anything and anyone that had breasts above an A and was below the age of 60.
Later outside, I didn't have a lighter for my cigarette and the white girl REFUSED to light me up. At that point, her boyfriend said, "Stupid bitch! Don't you know WHO/WHAT he is?" and quickly lit my cigarette for me.
And even earlier that night at the Standard on Sunset Blvd, I AMOG-friended another two set of black guys and their girls in order for the student to try and iso-conversate with one of the girls. This time, the guys decided to befriend me and call me up later to see if I could provide them with a few grand worth of "party favors" at some Hollywood Hills after party.
Ah good times are had in sunny Los Angeles, how I miss your pretentious, smog infested, tanorexic ways!
P.S. Oh, and that second set of black dudes from Dallas? There were four big black dudes on the dance floor freaking and gangbanging this tall white girl that I had attempted to extract within 30 minutes of meeting her in front of the restroom.
I grabbed her and proceeded to bodyblocd all four black guys out. And then I actually bodyblocked Sexual Chocolate out just for good measure at which point her girlfriend came in, pulled her away and threw her back onto the dancefloor and into their grinding pelvises as if her girlfriend's ass was on fire...
Hmmm, maybe I really AM a Triad gangster?
P.S.S. Finally, that card of the dude who wanted me to move a few kilos of coke? Apparently he's bank manager out here! Well I guess we know what he'll be using those $100 Benjamins for!
Labels: AMOG, BlackMog, Dallas, Drugs, Field Report, Mel's Diner, Sexual Chocolate, Standard, Triad