Do Asian Men Want to Take Over the USA and White Women

I just about spit water through my nose when I was looking at how some visitors were coming to my site.

So while I'm chilling up here in Toronto, I give you the top 10 search phrases:
  1. Do Asian Men Want to Take Over the USA and White Women (from Lousiana): Yes, damnit, as a matter of fact we do. All your bases (and white women) are belong to us!
  2. I Want to See E-mail Addresses of Female Singles in Texas: What, Match.com not helping you out?
  3. They're Asians But Not Cocky About It: I don't know if that's an endorsement for Cocky & Funny or not.
  4. Men of Play Boy: I prefer the Playboy PAC10 College Special Edition myself.
  5. Some Asian Men Who Only Want White Woman: You know what they say, "Once you go Asian, you can't go Caucasian!"
  6. Asian Playboy Sex: Damn right I want sex.
  7. Are Asian Men Good in Bed: I don't have any first-hand knowledge, but I'm pretty damn good with IN10SE Deep Spot Method for creating multiple orgasms.
  8. Style Big Nose Neil Strauss: You know, I always thought Neil's nose was pretty sexy myself.
  9. Asian Men Make Good Lovers: You betcha. If not, Spirt Finger's upcoming Sex Revolution ebook should help out!
  10. FOB Eye for the Asian Guy: Sounds like a winning TV show to me!

Signed, Asian Playboy
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