Highlights this weekend...
- One of our LA students making out with an Abercrombie & Fitch model at Saddle Ranch.
- Running into two other bootcamps at Saddle Ranch: BadBoy and PickUp101.
- Johnny Wolf randomly suggesting we have a company retreat in Tijuana.
- The APB Team all agreeing to go to Tijuana on the very spot.
- JW's car getting a flat tire and having to get a tow truck.
- JW showing up at the club rolling in a tight, gleaming, gangsta fabalous tow truck.
- APB extracting (using the "Options" Extraction Excuse) fitness model HB-LL within 30 minutes but than getting ex-boyfriend & drugMOGed right as they were walking out.
- Shooting the shit with Alumnus Albert's (of NYC & Fallout Central) brother- a Koreatown promoter in the upscale white clubs.
- AMOG Attack Night!!! With video (Coming Soon)!
- Driving to Tijuana on Monday afternoon.
- Toy Machine buying the APB Team's official "masCOCK."
- Toy Machine and Johnny Wolf hotel extracting and tag teaming a stripper.
- Toy Machine going down to buy cigarettes and pulling up ANOTHER girl at 4am (the same night).
- Johnny Wolf frantically waking up from a stranger in the room and almost punching her.
- Johnny Wolf college coed lesbian jacuzzi sarging.
- Said lesbian giving Johnny Wolf a handjob in the jacuzzi while her girlfriend was there.
- Hanging out with Alumni Gatsby, Yellow Cab, and 4FiveSex as well as Guest Instructor Asian Papi.
- PROJECT ASIAN PLAYBOY COMING SOON...
Labels: Annual APB Team Company Retreat, Escalate and Extract, Extraction Excuse, Hotel Night Lay, Johnny Wolf, Lay Report, Lesbian, Mexico, Model, Tijuana, Toy Machine