I have a dog called Blondie that is the most adorably annoying dog ever. Girls that come over absolutely fall in love with her. I also have her in my cellphone so every time I number close and girls see it, they go "Awwwww! She's so CUUUUUUUUUTE!"
Now the curious thing about Blondie is that she does act like a real, neurotic blonde girl sometimes. Like a total ADD attention whore of a blonde tanorexic of a stripper kind of girl.
So, in this moment of whimsy, here's my top 10 reasons why blondie is a real blonde girl in her little doggie mind:
And the TOP reason why Blondie is a real, neurotic, attention whore of a blonde girl is...
- Blondie gets jealous if I pay attention to other people. Like insanely jealous.
- Blondie must be bisexual because she HATES men, but absolutely loves being around other hotties.
- Blondie is very needy and follows me from room to room to make sure I don't run out on her.
- Blondie LOVES to play dress up and will wear anything at least once. She also loves being undressed.
- Blondie's collar is actually a real choker from a real girl with fake diamonds.
- Blondie jumps all over me everytime I come home like its the first time she's seen me in ages.
- Blondie will ONLY sleep on pillows. Soft pillows at that.
- Blondie always gives kisses and licks and loves tongue action.
- Blondie also likes licking other girls breasts.
/ end humor
- You can't go direct on Blondie, you always have to go INDIRECT!
Labels: Blondie, Humor, Ramblings