FR: Ann Coulter by Whiskey Hotel
I just had to post this because I find it hilarious. I was walking back to a hotel where my parents were having a party and on our way past the front I see this blonde woman talking to this old guy.
I see her thinking: man she looks just like Ann Coulter. After we pass her, my friend asks me: dude, was that ann coulter? I tell him that it definately was Ann Coulter (I heard her harpy voice). I'm not interested in ACbut I was just curious to run game on her.
Attract and Approach
I go in and BLP this old guy out of the set.
Me: Excuse me but I just had to ask you, I was wondering if people ever told you that you looked just like Ann Coulter.
AC: Yeah, that's probably because I am Ann Coulter.
*short banter about fourth of july
Me: I'm surprised that you're actually this nice. I thought from reading one of your books that you would have a lot more spunk in your personal attitude.
AC: Haha, I am actually a very nice person but my job requires me to be to be a bitch sometimes.
*talks about publishing a bit.
AC: So, do you live here?
Me: Yeah, my parents have an apartment here and I'm at their fourth of july party. You know, old people stuff.
AC: Haha, I do know old people stuff. How old are you?
Me: I'm too old. I feel world weary when people ask me that question.
At this point she is extracted by her driver who tells her that they gotta go. I decide to skip the number close because it's Ann Coulter and I have no interest in this besides the story.
AC: It was nice talking to you.
Me: Well it wasn't for me, I'm liberal by the way.
*laughs as she leaves.
She was much more receptive than I thought.
We had eye contact for the entire time. It was a little unnerving. I thought she was trying to burn through my face.
-by Whiskey Hotel
Labels: Ann Coulter, Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Game, Field Report, Leelee Sobieski, New York City, Whiskey Hotel