Brings a tear to the eyes, it does.
[Last year pre-bootcamp] Man Cannon: "Gatsby... I can go up to a girl and say hi... and use one of the canned openers, but that's where I get STUCK. I can't say or do anything else. I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
Fast forward to this Tuesday (after racking up another LR on Sunday)...
LR, 6/2/08, HB8.5, 'cuz you f___ like a porn star by Man Cannon
Her: Do you watch a lot of porn?
MC: HELL YEAH! [calmly] Why do you ask?
Her: 'cuz you f___ like a porn star.
Keep 'em coming, gentlemen! (Remember, you must be registered to access the ABC forums)
Sunday, June 01
FR: Lunch with Nightjob and Man Cannon - July 2007 by Gatsby
FR: HB49 ex stripper by Stray Cat
LR, 5/31/08, HB7, vehemently doesn't want to kiss by Man Cannon
fr--6/1 (after midnight)--dead best friend by Rumble
fr--5/31---sisters (dont get too excited) by Rumble
FR 05/30 HB6.5ERNurse by Alpha M
FR, 6/1/08, HB7nurse by Man Cannon
Monday, June 02
LR HBMarinaDelRey by Yellow Cab
Tuesday, June 03
FR: Amogged by Friend by Whiskey Hotel
LR, 6/2/08, HB8.5, 'cuz you f___ like a porn star by Man Cannon
Wednesday, June 04
FR, 6/3/08, HB6.5smoothe skin by Man Cannon
First Time I Pulled 2 HBs into a Car, Street PickUp Style by Minty Fresh
LR- HB 8.5- Just Another Sunday in the Park... by Karoake Closer
LR- HB7- Back to College, Baby by Karoake Closer
Thursday, June 05
FR: trying to get out of the friend zone by Judge Holden
FR: Public Transportation Day Game by Show Time
FR: 3 make outs, 0 closes by Guitar Hero
Social Circle Day 2, Blowjob by Blonde by AZ Inch
As for the rest of you, can you afford to wait one more day? One more day living a life of dating mediocrity? Of uncertainty, anxiety, shame and fear? Knowing you CAN do better with women but for some reason you AREN'T?
Labels: AMOG, Blonde, Blowjob Report, College Game, Day Game, Field Report, Friend Zone, Lay Report, Makeout, Porn Star, Sisters, Stripper