As a kid (ah, to be that naive, innocent, and nerdy again) I used to LOVE reading those "Choose Your Own Adventure" paperbacks. You know the ones, where you had the choice of:
Adored them and ate them up like a fat kid starving in a twinkie store.
- Poke the lion with a spear like an idiot, turn to page 87.
- Run away like a little bitch, turn to page 2.
Well anyways, I'm calling for some audience participation here. Here are the scenarios:
- HB1 - Crazy Hot Stripper: Great in bed, but totally nutty. Sometimes fuck buddy, but pretty random though intense, exciting, sometimes dangerous, crazy fun. I get back from Brazil and I've got like 6 text messages from her, all late at night and all asking where I am or if I can meet her. Booty call anyone? Half the time though, I don't know where the fuck she is or who she's staying/hooking up with.
- Set up another meet Wednesday night (at motel, never bring crazy strippers to your place as my buddy learned to his detriment after getting his shit stolen and car keyed).
- Set up meet tomorrow night (Thursday). Possibly expensive. Last time in a similar situation when I had to fly out the next day, she absconded with the entire mini-bar. Still, great in bed despite her klepto tendencies.
- Do nothing.
- HB2 - Blonde of Anti-LMR Lay: As posted previously, this is a girl I pulled during a bootcamp. Quite the blonde spinner, but small boobs, fairly cute, though not hot. Fun in bed, but some relationship baggage. Before Brazil, her phone disconnected. Talked to a friend of hers, heard she went back to her ex-. Back from Brazil, I've got a VM from her giving me her new number and asking me to meet up after I get back. She wants to meet Thursday according to yesterday's text convo. Sure lay but fraught with possible unknown (ex?)boyfriend drama. Ran into a peep of hers last (Tuesday) night, said she was hooking up with his good friend (the ex?).
- Go for the Thursday lay. Possible drama due to boyfriend. Possible rebound sex, no strings. Good sex though. Text message convo says she's trying "to be good" but willing to be "bad and naughty" with me. Risk being tired for San Fran bootcamp.
- Go for tonight (Wednesday) lay because I'm flying out to San Fran on Friday. Turn around Monday/Tuesday and fly to Vegas to give a Lair presentation. Risk losing the meet if she's committed to a meet with her (ex)boyfriend.
- Call her out on her Game playing. Don't see any positive outcome from that, but would be a typical AFC response.
- Do nothing.
- HB3- Tall, hottie of a black girl: Overall best body of the group. Not short, not too tall. Nice boobs that aren't fake but aren't small. Above average in all categories. Only made out with her, but bagged one of her friends via Social Circle lay. Huge boobs, never re-contacted the friend. The black girl and I were supposed to go to Brazil together with OCWaterboy, Asian Papi, and myself, but never heard from her as she dropped off the face of the Earth (common for her). Come back to the States, I've got long ass text messages and VM from her asking where the hell I'm at, if I'm in Dallas, she's going to be in LA, can we meet, etc. Not the brightest girl of the bunch, but fun and lots of hot GFs.
- Try to set something up. Flighty as hell though. Probability moderate hangout, makeout potential good, hookup potential low (lots of friends, lives with mom, tons of guys around).
- Meet up with her in LA as she's got some sort of modeling gig there next month (late March, early April). Probability low as she's going to be at a hotel with a gay friend. If isolated away from friend, probability of full closing moderate to high. However, good chance I'll forever be excluded from her hot social circle as she's kind of the epicenter of her network of ADD hotties.
- Do nothing. Continue fucking my way through her social circle when possible, though random due to their flighty nature.
- HB4- Popazuda Spanish Girl from last night: #-closed and kiss-closed this chick from Venezuela when I went out solo Tuesday night. Impromptu winged this dude who remembered me while he gamed his chick and I took her own. Cute face, ok body, but rocking ass. Doesn't speak a lick of English. Good thing I had been practicing my Porteguese and Spanish down in Brazil.
- Text her in Spainish to meet me somewhere and "hang out." Proability? No idea. Language barrier makes it difficult.
- Do nothing.
- HB5- Same Night Lay / One Night Stand:
- Go out solo and pull for a SNL/ONS.
- Go home to Miss Rose Mary Palm.
Thus is the life of an active Asian Pick Up Artist and Dating Coach & Pick Up Instructor.
- I have only tonight, tomorrow, and next Monday night.
- Doing San Fran from Fri - Sun.
- Monday I'm coming back during the afternoon.
- Monday night I'm free.
- Promptly going back to Vegas sometime Tuesday afternoon.
- From Tuesday - Thursday working with Toy Machine to hammer out last minute Vegas details.
- Meeting with Vegas lair moderator for dinner in appreciation of his assistance.
- Maybe doing another radio podcast in between.
- Two hour presentation at the Vegas Lair on Wednesday.
- From Fri-Sun is the Spring Break March Madness bootcamp.
- On Monday then back to Dallas in the afternoon.
- From Tues - Thurs I'm free.
- Fri - Sun I have a local Dallas bootcamp with a bro from good ol' Alabama here.
- Possible to get one of them out with us, but more likely would interefere with the bootcamp. Get laid or try and hold a quality bootcamp?
What say you all?
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