Bitch, last I heard of one of my students (Buckethead), he was pulling back home. Undetermined whether or not it was or full close or not, but guess what motherfucker?!
I am THREE for FUCKING THREE in getting my students to pull here in Vegas.
That's right, bitches, KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!
Alas, the only thing that could put a slight puncture in my big bag of hot air is the fact that I was ONLY able to number close the stripper/pornstar/dancer that opened for the AVN Awards. Damnit, who the fuck cares about a number (no matter how real it might be) I wanted to fuck that little police woman...
My name is Asian Playboy and I'm fucking 3 for 3 for my students in Vegas.
Labels: Alumni, Buckethead, Field Report, Handjob Report, Model, Porn Star, Stripper, Student, Vegas